Back!
It works!
Finally!
Hallelujah.

Edit: It just crossed my mind that there's a small chance this blog might be seen by someone who's not related to me or one of my ~6 friends. I'm happy because my PSU went up in smoke last month and, after a ridiculous RMA process, my computer is finally put back together. So that was the reason for the 30-odd days with no update. *angry fist-shaking*